Telford News

Passive or just aggressive?

This resident near the Wrekin is so fed up with dogs leaving behind their messages, they thought they would put one of their own up.

The Telford Live contributor who sent the picture in, quite rightly didn’t want to hang around for too long, so the image is a little blurry. Here’s what it says…

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To whom it may concern,

To the person (MORON!) who seems to think that we spent money, time, effort and care, making this part of our lane nice to walk past so that his/her DOG uses it as a daily TOILET!

Then, be warned. We have now re-positioned our C.C.T.V. camera(s) focusing on THIS AREA.

You’d better hope that I don’t see your flea-bitten mongrel “mid-crap”.

I will be out HERE before you can say “BIG FIST”.

Don’t like cats, dogs, goldfish, dogs, hamsters, dogs, snakes, dogs, especially YOUR dog, white mice, dogs, Sky Sports, Donald Trump, Gogglebox, dogs.

It is actually a criminal offence if your dog fouls a public area and YOU don’t take it.

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They are right – it is an offence to allow your dog to foul footpaths, but is this the right tone for a notice?

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