Clocks change tonight
Clocks change tonight
Don’t forget that you should put your clocks back an hour tonight.
For people in Broseley, this is a digital watch.
For people in Shrewsbury, sorry it’s not a Patek Philippe
For people in Wolverhampton, please return my watch, no questions asked.
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Shrewsbury? Patek Phillippe? You seen those cunts? Couldn’t spell it.
Edward Roper